Sometimes it just sounds good

So sometimes there are profiles that read well.   Profiles jumping off the page saying all the right things.    Each characteristic or trait you read fits your mental checklist. Checking  yes  repeatedly.  I got so excited to chat with and meet this perfect scoring man.  Actually as I'm remembering it now i was so dazzled and starry eyed i now all recall overlooking a few red flag markers along the way!    Like  how demanding he was for things he needed or it was a no go ..   His requests were attainable  A HOT meal,  he needed 420, and of course good head and a tight ass to fuck.   Right after  his requests he then started complaining about how far away i was ...  Now a lil fun fact is I have had guys drive from Medford OR. Seattle . Bend  Tri Cities L.A. and SanFrancisco to come visit me and some multiple times.  swearing the drive was nothing .   So anyone barking about me being too far when they are in SW Portland ...   .... exactly.   Next i had to make sure i got his number because if not  he wont call or text back later he will forget.. So ive learned the only way I can be sure is for me to have his number because I wont forget ..  getting his digits was like pulling eye teeth!! .. days later, the next time i chat with him he had a new set of requirements believe it or not!    This time he needed Double A batteries . 6 of them and a  trailer for his Bike....
---  right?!! ... i should have just ended it there... but kept thinking  he was a perfect scoring man.. Still muttering about the distance  he says its going to take him 2 hours on bike to get here,...trying to make me feel guilty or be aware of his effort .. Un phased  and unamused by his overdramatized and incorrect distance.. I told him its not going to take you 2 hours by bike to get here.   it took friend of mine and hour and 20 and he WALKED From Downtown ..one evening.!                                                                                                           
Well  Are you ready for this ?... Here we go ..  When he arrived   he was pulling some trailer hitched to the back of his bike.. and kept going on about the 6 miles he rode his bike to get here.. then he seemed put off when he said the reason he came was because he thought i was going to find him another trailer online .. I told him NO like to said to you the first time you asked that i said YOU can look for one on line at my house via my laptop but i wont be searching it out .. i am making dinner for you .. and had the 420  here..   Well he clearly needed an attitude adjustment i could see him pissed off as he sat staring the wall and charging his phone.   I offered him a shower and if he was ready to eat.. he refused both saying he brought some good chronic and he needed to smoke... -
... yeah  he brought his own ... well he sat there for 3  hours because when i looked at the clock it was now 1 am !   So at this point i was like whats up . you gonna shower or what .. Again i just should shelved this one but something in me wanted to see if this guy was hung and could use it. ..   well after his shower he came into the room and with porn playing he said Oh your gay i like to see some chicks because I'm Bi......  ill just use my phone to find what i like ... So i pull up a straight vid he  said was very hot and so i then asked if i could give him some head.   He said well i guess so..  Yes . he had a nice dick i think it was 8" or 8.5 at the most he claimed it was 9' and it was thick  and rock hard.  but it was his lack of interest in me that i thought i could just suck away and not care.  Something in me was like Enough   ENOUGH.  after all you did to accommodate him .. and he cant even acknowledge you.. 
There is something very wrong when a guy has to watch a video on  his phone or the TV  because he cant just watch or feel good from you.  They may as well just put a bag over your head as you suck away. 
At some point after i had just turned lost interest and decided to work on my laptop .  He blurted out I'm gonna come soon should i get a towel or .  without so much as a head turn to acknowledge him  I  said id get him a towel.   What a waste of time of an evening etc... Now to get him out of my place its morning... lol .  Sometimes the profile sounds perfect on paper in stats Sometimes it just sounds good. too good to be true...

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